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December 29, 2007 - Sack of Sex
December 27, 2007 - Crappy Christmas
December 24, 2007 - Christmas Eve Entry
December 19, 2007 - Swollen Face Courtesy of Fruit
December 17, 2007 - One Free Internet
December 17, 2007 - Handy Hand
December 15, 2007 - Thing About Sex
December 15, 2007 - Stupid Hands
December 12, 2007 - GI Joe Pantyhose
December 08, 2007 - Time Drips Slowly Past
December 05, 2007 - Descriptive
December 03, 2007 - Abandonment Issues
November 28, 2007 - No Life
November 26, 2007 - Return of the Tears
November 20, 2007 - Captain of Emo
November 17, 2007 - Gassy
November 12, 2007 - Growing Older
November 10, 2007 - I Am The Tea Bag
November 07, 2007 - Dried Out
November 05, 2007 - Can't Sleep, Can't Sleep
November 05, 2007 - Stop Digressing!!
November 02, 2007 - Forward and Back
October 31, 2007 - She Means Business
October 29, 2007 - Retro Recovery
October 28, 2007 - Bears of Mine
October 26, 2007 - We Three Drink Tea
October 24, 2007 - Bad Day On Broadway
October 23, 2007 - Dracula on Crack
October 21, 2007 - Where The House Is
October 21, 2007 - Original Origami
October 20, 2007 - Enclosed Vehicle
October 17, 2007 - Achingly Androgynous
October 16, 2007 - Amityville Whorer
October 15, 2007 - Empath My Ass
October 14, 2007 - Instant Inner Distant Discoveries
October 13, 2007 - Earth Sucks, Mars Blows
October 10, 2007 - Quantum Failure
October 10, 2007 - Free A Dead Man's Bowels
October 09, 2007 - Mystical Space Messages
October 04, 2007 - In Which Lambert Gets Put On New Meds
October 01, 2007 - Indestructible Indecision
September 30, 2007 - Lambert Loses It After A Day Of Success
September 30, 2007 - Sunshine In A Shag Carpet
September 29, 2007 - Explanation To An Aunt
September 29, 2007 - Whine, Wine
September 28, 2007 - All Sorts Of Pills In All Different Shades
September 26, 2007 - Go Ask An Albino
September 26, 2007 - And I Don't [Know How] To Live This Live
September 24, 2007 - Talking Like Stephen Hawking
September 23, 2007 - The South Side Needs More Cantaloupe
September 22, 2007 - Everyone Else Has More Sense Than Me
September 19, 2007 - One Gun Shy Of A Shotgun Wedding
September 19, 2007 - Bed, Bath and Beyond Retarded
September 17, 2007 - Denial Is The Devil, And I Am His Playground
September 15, 2007 - Overtly Opinionated
September 15, 2007 - I'm a Monkey
September 14, 2007 - The Pill: Useless Luxury
September 14, 2007 - Allergic To The Main Ingredient
September 14, 2007 - Like, Literally!
September 13, 2007 - Sold My Soul For The Pennies
September 12, 2007 - Hard To Talk When You Have Mouth In Your Mouth
September 11, 2007 - Not Too Upbeat
September 11, 2007 - It's That Day Again
September 10, 2007 - From Hell, With Love
September 09, 2007 - Same Entry, Still Unfinished
September 07, 2007 - Arms Opened to The Possibility of Change
September 06, 2007 - Scheduled Events
September 05, 2007 - News News News
September 02, 2007 - First Born Unicorn
August 31, 2007 - Crap Cannon
August 29, 2007 - Excited To Do The Crackers
August 28, 2007 - Waiting Sucks
August 24, 2007 - English Teachers Cringe
August 24, 2007 - Meaty Roast
August 21, 2007 - Fuck Off, Loser!
August 21, 2007 - Dreamed About Teenaged Terrorists
August 19, 2007 - Elated in the Afternoon
August 18, 2007 - Brains Not Included
August 17, 2007 - I'll Be Back
August 13, 2007 - A Long Weekend
August 09, 2007 - Platinum Blonde Reminds Me Of Rush
August 08, 2007 - Wishful Delusions
August 06, 2007 - Poor Pete Got Pooped On
August 05, 2007 - Nothing Of Interest
August 04, 2007 - A Short Break
August 02, 2007 - Premature Concern
July 28, 2007 - Waxing, Waning
July 27, 2007 - Sleep is Questionable
July 27, 2007 - Bling and Broads
July 27, 2007 - Discovery Panel
July 25, 2007 - Is It Me?
July 24, 2007 - Arm Twinge
July 22, 2007 - Unnatural & Unhealthy Product
July 22, 2007 - Rant of the Drugged
July 21, 2007 - Damn Bombs
July 19, 2007 - I'll Stop Here
July 17, 2007 - Stalking Serial
July 17, 2007 - Virgin to Perversion
July 16, 2007 - Shotgun Wedding?
July 15, 2007 - Hed-ache Central
July 14, 2007 - The Aliens Will Make Him Queen (of the Unicorns)
July 11, 2007 - Too Hot To Think
July 10, 2007 - Whole-Wheat Snack Girl
July 09, 2007 - Dream A Little Dream
July 08, 2007 - Pohhhhhhhrn.
July 08, 2007 - Battle and Tie
July 07, 2007 - Well, I Had This Excuse..
July 06, 2007 - I Think, I Am
July 04, 2007 - Halt
July 01, 2007 - Defeat and Canada Day
June 29, 2007 - The Amazing Journey and Adventure
June 28, 2007 - FUCK THIS SHIT
June 27, 2007 - Stab Me, Right Here
June 27, 2007 - Might As Well Be In Spanish
June 25, 2007 - Sleeplessness Sucks
June 25, 2007 - Nosey, Nose, Nosey
June 24, 2007 - Astrosnatch
June 21, 2007 - Starbucks: Liquid Cancer
June 19, 2007 - Peek-a-Boo
June 16, 2007 - .. AND A SNOWGLOBE
June 10, 2007 - Daddy's Got a New .45
June 07, 2007 - It's Me!
June 06, 2007 - Tik-Tick
June 06, 2007 - Just Browsing
June 05, 2007 - Spending My Invisible Fortune
June 04, 2007 - More!
June 03, 2007 - Far Too Quiet
June 02, 2007 - Not Enough Sleep
June 01, 2007 - Sad Schizophrenic Sister
May 31, 2007 - 3 Lesbians in a Car
May 30, 2007 - In Which The Tits Tingle
May 29, 2007 - Still Ignoring My 'Novel'
May 28, 2007 - Morning in the Evening
May 28, 2007 - Vegetables For Breakfast
May 27, 2007 - Little Old Ladies
May 24, 2007 - Alien Territory
May 24, 2007 - Aw, Crap
May 23, 2007 - Ugh
May 22, 2007 - Irritable Evening
May 22, 2007 - Drama Llama Comma
May 21, 2007 - Discretion, Misdirection
May 20, 2007 - Mm Fire
May 20, 2007 - NAKED, TITTIES AND STUFF
May 19, 2007 - I Forgot
May 19, 2007 - Spotty Memory
May 18, 2007 - Writerly Rants
May 18, 2007 - Into the Fire
May 17, 2007 - Why?
May 17, 2007 - Sore Stuff
May 15, 2007 - Must.. Stay.. Awa--
May 15, 2007 - Chit-Chap
May 14, 2007 - Empowerment in the Paper
May 13, 2007 - Admittedly Pitiful
May 13, 2007 - Twenty Years
May 12, 2007 - Making Sense Is For The Sane
May 11, 2007 - Rant of the Insane and Needy
May 10, 2007 - Thin Lines
May 09, 2007 - No More Sugar..
May 08, 2007 - Too Coked To Recall
May 07, 2007 - Hello, Hollywood!
April 30, 2007 - Sleepless Stuff
April 29, 2007 - Catchy Catchphrases
April 28, 2007 - Tuesday Approaches
April 28, 2007 - You Smell Horny!
April 23, 2007 - A Good Monday
April 22, 2007 - Stuff and Jobs
April 22, 2007 - Canadian Laws on Disabilities in the Workforce?
April 19, 2007 - Diet Coke With Bacon
April 18, 2007 - Apoplectic Aftermath
April 17, 2007 - The $ound of Finances
April 16, 2007 - I'm Going To Watch a Movie
April 15, 2007 - Internet and Boredom
April 13, 2007 - No.
April 12, 2007 - Kurt, But Not Cobain
April 11, 2007 - Morbid Mind
April 09, 2007 - Minimalistic Explaination
April 09, 2007 - Shortcoming
April 07, 2007 - I Want To Jiggle My Sausage In Your Lunchmeat
April 07, 2007 - Beds and Bugs
April 06, 2007 - 'Just Gina'
April 05, 2007 - Sellout and Audience
April 04, 2007 - HE COCK-SLAPPED THE LUMBERJACKET!
April 04, 2007 - Conversations with Cyn
April 03, 2007 - Tic Tac, Smack That
April 02, 2007 - Snow and Souls
April 01, 2007 - Questionable Content
March 31, 2007 - Moo.
March 30, 2007 - Gunt On Your Chest
March 25, 2007 - A Day With Mother
March 25, 2007 - Drama Day
March 22, 2007 - The Downward Spiral
March 21, 2007 - Visitations of the Third Child
March 21, 2007 - Ink, Everywhere!
March 20, 2007 - Progression
March 20, 2007 - Bored Penniless
March 19, 2007 - License Plate!
March 19, 2007 - Sick and Twisted
March 17, 2007 - Moodsfn
March 16, 2007 - 1%, 2%, Howard
March 15, 2007 - My Wet Pussy Wants To Be Touched
March 15, 2007 - Rant Rant TNAR Rant Rant
March 14, 2007 - Paris Hilton, MD
March 13, 2007 - Pee-Pee Mountain
March 12, 2007 - Ode To an Aunt
March 10, 2007 - I Am An Orgy
March 09, 2007 - Thinking is Fun
March 09, 2007 - Somewhat Morbid
March 08, 2007 - Hello, Jello!
March 07, 2007 - WTF??? WTF??? WTF???!
March 06, 2007 - Till Pime, Till Pime
March 06, 2007 - Pretentious and Uninteresting
March 04, 2007 - Laugh At Me Later
March 03, 2007 - Drunken Adventures
March 01, 2007 - -
March 01, 2007 - Lost and Meaningless
February 27, 2007 - Drugs And Stuff
February 27, 2007 - Chat Chat
February 26, 2007 - Kibbles and Shits
February 24, 2007 - Addictions Require Apologies
February 24, 2007 - Taxes and Titties
February 24, 2007 - Smebindy Meme
February 24, 2007 - Psychotic Philosophy
February 23, 2007 - Between a Fine Line
February 22, 2007 - I Am Uber-Boring
February 22, 2007 - Ignorable
February 20, 2007 - Brother Up
February 19, 2007 - Mi Madre Es Muy Limpio
February 18, 2007 - Supreme Failure
February 18, 2007 - Theory of a Nicklecreed
February 16, 2007 - Invisible Endurance
February 16, 2007 - How Strong The Urge
February 16, 2007 - Moof
February 15, 2007 - Shakespeare on Crack
February 08, 2007 - Hi-Ho, Hey-Ho
February 08, 2007 - Go To Sleep My Little Timebomb
February 07, 2007 - Ask Just Once
February 06, 2007 - Reality Is For the Birds
February 06, 2007 - Preview
February 06, 2007 - 'Meebo Me Widgets'!
February 05, 2007 - Oh, Indecision!
February 05, 2007 - Knitsexuals And Other Stories
February 05, 2007 - And Stuff
February 05, 2007 - A Late Treat
February 04, 2007 - Son of a Kitty-Cat
February 04, 2007 - Piss War Of The Bitches
February 04, 2007 - By Any Other Name..
February 03, 2007 - Aid Me Later
February 03, 2007 - Desperation, Paranoia, Insomnia
February 03, 2007 - Headline Disasters
February 03, 2007 - This Monster Nods
February 03, 2007 - These Lips
February 02, 2007 - Anti-Reflective Afterthoughts
February 01, 2007 - Home
February 01, 2007 - Stuff
January 23, 2007 - Kristica M. Domesticus
January 04, 2007 - I Need A Fun Job


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