December 27, 2006 - From Beyond The Thumb
December 16, 2006 - How Apt
December 14, 2006 - Moo Poo People Murder
December 11, 2006 - Twilight Zone Tales
December 10, 2006 - Optimism Prevails?
December 09, 2006 - Digress II
December 08, 2006 - Temptation Sucks
December 08, 2006 - Elvis?
December 08, 2006 - Me Thinks
December 08, 2006 - Digress?
December 05, 2006 - Eddie Murphy Ducks Out of Daddy Duties?
December 04, 2006 - Cockmaster 5000
December 01, 2006 - One Bespectacled Knight
November 30, 2006 - Meme and Bonnie Tyler
November 30, 2006 - SQUARES
November 27, 2006 - Depressing Songs Sooth Nothing
November 27, 2006 - Dennis Leary Ought To Campaign
November 27, 2006 - Taking So Damn Long
November 24, 2006 - Don't Fear The Reefer
November 23, 2006 - Rookie, Land-dwelling Pirate!
November 23, 2006 - Your News From UP NORTH
November 22, 2006 - Lambert Revolution
November 22, 2006 - Been Sick?
November 20, 2006 - Spaint Scheibenpflug
November 20, 2006 - Midmorning Nap Needed
November 18, 2006 - Cover-Up
November 18, 2006 - Return to 1905
November 17, 2006 - Oh, larcenylife..
November 17, 2006 - Janitor Jane Speaks Again
November 17, 2006 - Dr. Frank's Fridge
November 16, 2006 - Okay, Car..
November 15, 2006 - I'm a Dirty Elf
November 15, 2006 - Tasty Trash
November 13, 2006 - My Bad
November 12, 2006 - Call Your Doctor Today
November 12, 2006 - Just Ranting, Ignore Me
November 12, 2006 - Happy Birthday To Me - Tomorrow
November 11, 2006 - Goo Goo Update
November 11, 2006 - Fucking Crack
November 10, 2006 - I Worry, He Comforts
November 09, 2006 - Drunk Bastards Interrupted This Entry
November 09, 2006 - Concern, Confirm
November 09, 2006 - A Clue, Sherlock!
November 08, 2006 - Shit Soccer
November 08, 2006 - A Design For Che
November 08, 2006 - Shut Up, Dude
November 08, 2006 - Stuff and Junk
November 07, 2006 - Nothing Particular
November 06, 2006 - Bad Grammar I Teach
November 05, 2006 - Procrastinating is Creepy
November 04, 2006 - Stalemate -- Hit Me!
November 03, 2006 - Doom Pending
November 03, 2006 - Cheating the System
November 03, 2006 - Books
November 02, 2006 - A Lambertland Special
November 01, 2006 - Damnut
October 31, 2006 - Lost Thought Train
October 29, 2006 - Magical Messaged-Text Beans
October 28, 2006 - Truthfully, Technically
October 27, 2006 - Twisted Shit
October 26, 2006 - Get Down With A Sickness
October 25, 2006 - \"Fucking DUH\"
October 23, 2006 - I Am Lambert
October 23, 2006 - Thrice, Twice, Never
October 21, 2006 - Count It
October 21, 2006 - More Coming Soon
October 21, 2006 - Piddling, Purely Pondering
October 21, 2006 - I Wonder
October 19, 2006 - Get High
October 18, 2006 - Denial, Confusion, Needs
October 17, 2006 - WEIRD AL -- IN JAPAN
October 17, 2006 - 'The Forgotten Collection'
October 16, 2006 - Don't Tell Me
October 16, 2006 - O Crap
October 16, 2006 - Friendslist - In Case of Failure
October 15, 2006 - Name That Disney Tune
October 12, 2006 - Uh-duhduh Prescription Yeh
October 07, 2006 - Hangnail Finger Blues
October 06, 2006 - The Store Song
October 03, 2006 - A Job.. At Last?
October 02, 2006 - Salty, Sugar-Free Chocolate
October 02, 2006 - Potential Cover Letters
October 01, 2006 - Like the Herbal Essences Commericals..
September 29, 2006 - No Douching
September 29, 2006 - My Mormon Schoolboy
September 27, 2006 - Sunglasses At Night
September 26, 2006 - Nothing Much
September 26, 2006 - Stan in the Jungle
September 25, 2006 - Visitation Rights
September 24, 2006 - Guns and Junk
September 23, 2006 - ORGASM in my EYES--!
September 22, 2006 - Grape Rape
September 22, 2006 - Brought to You by Bindyree
September 20, 2006 - Grouch in Ze Couch
September 18, 2006 - Blackmailers' Fodder
September 18, 2006 - '..I Lost Myself'
September 18, 2006 - So Sorry, But..
September 15, 2006 - \"Debbie Does Daytona and Detroit\"
September 14, 2006 - Fire Burns the Bitch
September 13, 2006 - Remember, Dismember
September 12, 2006 - Transmit Public Transit
September 11, 2006 - Bitch-bitch, Whine-whine
September 11, 2006 - Skip the Foreplay
September 09, 2006 - Tale of the New Medication
September 06, 2006 - So Special
September 05, 2006 - A Rant to Start
September 04, 2006 - L'eau d'Chat
September 04, 2006 - (Johnny) Depp-ression?
September 02, 2006 - Oh, Alcohol--!
August 31, 2006 - God Is Gunnin' For Me!
August 30, 2006 - Concern Is Cute
August 29, 2006 - SORRY CHE --!
August 25, 2006 - Just.. Delaying
August 25, 2006 - Update on This Date
August 22, 2006 - Loser, Loser
August 21, 2006 - Stuffy Face, Puffy Taste
August 21, 2006 - Booty and the Beast
August 18, 2006 - The Last Night
August 17, 2006 - Encouragement?
August 16, 2006 - Learning the Laptop
August 14, 2006 - Foof
August 14, 2006 - Special Placebo Music
August 14, 2006 - One-Winged Dove
August 11, 2006 - Systematic Colapse, Bowels Demand Less Fruit
August 09, 2006 - Nothing, Nothing
August 09, 2006 - Interrupted
August 08, 2006 - Redemption
August 08, 2006 - Ignore the Ignorance
August 08, 2006 - Skipping the Bookstore
August 07, 2006 - \"Ode To Falsehood\"
August 06, 2006 - Hooray For Peter Pumpkin..
August 05, 2006 - Extra Cheese
August 03, 2006 - King Elvis Died On His Throne
August 03, 2006 - Lambert: the JANITOR?!
August 01, 2006 - Lost Thoughts
August 01, 2006 - Bing-Bong
July 31, 2006 - You'll Always Know
July 31, 2006 - O Depression
July 31, 2006 - Moo, moo, moob
July 30, 2006 - I Hate Telus Today
July 29, 2006 - Jimmy Hoffa
July 28, 2006 - \"Drew Carey Wrote a Book?\"
July 27, 2006 - My Lip, The Lip - Has Lip
July 27, 2006 - The Biggest Grapefruit
July 25, 2006 - Moose!
July 24, 2006 - My Sister is Like a Nazi
July 23, 2006 - Dear Death, Happy Convictions!
July 22, 2006 - 300
July 21, 2006 - Foof!
July 21, 2006 - Green, Green, Desktop
July 20, 2006 - Moob
July 20, 2006 - Movie List
July 18, 2006 - Tuesday, What a Day
July 17, 2006 - Sex It Up
July 17, 2006 - 101 Facts
July 17, 2006 - Update To-Date
July 12, 2006 - Neuuuu
July 10, 2006 - News - Events and Interest
July 08, 2006 - Haha..?
July 07, 2006 - Argh
July 07, 2006 - Old Habits
July 06, 2006 - Oh?
July 06, 2006 - Enjoy
July 06, 2006 - Possibilities?
July 05, 2006 - Lacking
July 05, 2006 - Pointless
July 05, 2006 - Jobs, Homes, Birds
July 04, 2006 - Nifty
July 04, 2006 - If I Were Rich
July 03, 2006 - Me of Little Mind
July 02, 2006 - Warm my Heart
July 02, 2006 - Crazy, crazy
June 27, 2006 - Stuff
June 27, 2006 - We Want Rain
June 27, 2006 - Magic Touch Denied
June 26, 2006 - Rags, Riches, Doodles
June 25, 2006 - 7 Deadly Sins Quiz Results
June 25, 2006 - That Is All
June 24, 2006 - And Off They Go--!
June 24, 2006 - Oh? RLY?
June 24, 2006 - Adventure!
June 22, 2006 - Movies, Sleep, Shitbox
June 22, 2006 - Not So Described
June 22, 2006 - Booklist
June 21, 2006 - Send the Joker to the Thieves
June 21, 2006 - Depression Bites
June 20, 2006 - Boo
June 19, 2006 - Hahahahahahhaha. Sucker.
June 19, 2006 - Nondescript
June 19, 2006 - More Inane Shit
June 19, 2006 - Broad Toad
June 19, 2006 - Homo Domo
June 19, 2006 - \"I'm Free\"?
June 17, 2006 - Music?
June 17, 2006 - Help and Update
June 17, 2006 - Living Journal?
June 17, 2006 - Stories, Worries, and Noses
June 15, 2006 - The Great Cat Adventure
June 14, 2006 - Thai Restaurants in Taiwan
June 14, 2006 - Publically Approved
June 11, 2006 - Oh My, What Pi?
June 09, 2006 - Long Story Short..
June 08, 2006 - Band Boogers
June 08, 2006 - Book Blabberings
June 08, 2006 - Half-Baked
June 07, 2006 - Heart Up My Ass
June 07, 2006 - Useless/Nameless
June 07, 2006 - No Sheit
June 07, 2006 - Lambert = Doofus
June 06, 2006 - Smush
June 06, 2006 - No Tree
June 06, 2006 - Confessionals
June 05, 2006 - More Inane Paranoia Bullshit
June 05, 2006 - Lesbianauge Returns?
June 03, 2006 - Home?
June 01, 2006 - Test and Toast
May 31, 2006 - Male Seeking Female
May 29, 2006 - Well Roasted
May 28, 2006 - Fudge?
May 28, 2006 - Green Fire
May 28, 2006 - Money, Money, Money
May 28, 2006 - Propaganda Page?
May 28, 2006 - Heil Toilet Paper
May 26, 2006 - Overkill Empathy Always
May 25, 2006 - Man Candy
May 25, 2006 - Uninteresting Entry
May 24, 2006 - Airon's Asswash
May 21, 2006 - Sweet, Sweet Ganjaneze
May 21, 2006 - Nazi Rainbow
May 21, 2006 - Technocrap
May 21, 2006 - Chuck Norris Chorus
May 20, 2006 - Sieeek Farkin Valentine
May 20, 2006 - Keerap
May 20, 2006 - Annie - - Californication
May 20, 2006 - Moon Phases
May 19, 2006 - Odd Associations
May 19, 2006 - Check Later
May 19, 2006 - Muffin Cupcake
May 19, 2006 - Faint Flitterings
May 19, 2006 - Always Ever Eternal
May 16, 2006 - You Make Hitler Sad.
May 16, 2006 - Red Hot Dinosaurs
May 15, 2006 - Maniacal May
May 14, 2006 - Afterimage
May 14, 2006 - Graduational Photo Gallery VI
May 14, 2006 - Graduational Photo Gallery V
May 14, 2006 - Graduational Photo Gallery IV
May 14, 2006 - Graduational Photo Gallery III
May 14, 2006 - Graduational Photo Gallery II
May 14, 2006 - Graduational Photo Gallery I
May 13, 2006 - Awaiting Adventure
May 12, 2006 - Sex, Drugs and Rock?
May 08, 2006 - Crying Shame
May 08, 2006 - Daily Dosage
May 07, 2006 - Astrology Appears
May 07, 2006 - Thank You, Qwantz!
May 07, 2006 - Chelle Discovered!
May 07, 2006 - Red Jim, Rare Jim
May 07, 2006 - A Wall?
May 07, 2006 - Another BPD Result
May 07, 2006 - BPD Test Results
May 07, 2006 - Stuff and Junk
May 07, 2006 - BEEhold
May 07, 2006 - Dictionary Update
May 07, 2006 - Grease is the Word
May 03, 2006 - Borderline Personality Disorder Test Results
May 01, 2006 - Out-RAGE-ous!
April 30, 2006 - Choose
April 30, 2006 - Chelle??!
April 30, 2006 - Ever Always
April 30, 2006 - I Said It All
April 30, 2006 - Drafting My Confession
April 23, 2006 - Shit
April 23, 2006 - Blank Point
April 23, 2006 - Missing That Glow
April 23, 2006 - So Much For Optimism?
April 22, 2006 - Runaround
April 22, 2006 - Dinobird Disappears
April 22, 2006 - Nonsense
April 17, 2006 - Useless/Boring
April 16, 2006 - Contemplating Fate and Chocolate
April 16, 2006 - Drinking, Stinking
April 16, 2006 - Impatience
April 15, 2006 - The Sky With No Clouds
April 14, 2006 - B-day
April 14, 2006 - Brief Update
April 10, 2006 - Closets
April 09, 2006 - Where There Be Ghosts..
April 09, 2006 - A Horse With No Name?
April 09, 2006 - Wishful Thinking
April 08, 2006 - Mah Pretty New Dress
April 02, 2006 - Random Crap
April 02, 2006 - Nothing
April 02, 2006 - Daily
April 02, 2006 - Something New
April 02, 2006 - See Me, Feel Me
April 01, 2006 - Boo
March 30, 2006 - Friends-lost
March 29, 2006 - Wistful Wishings
March 26, 2006 - Pizza, Anyone?
March 26, 2006 - Morality Melted
March 26, 2006 - Star Wars - The Freshmaker!
March 26, 2006 - SmarterChild
March 24, 2006 - Morning Translations
March 23, 2006 - So Descriptive
March 23, 2006 - Of Cysts and G-Strings
March 15, 2006 - Daily News Report
March 15, 2006 - Blooger
March 14, 2006 - Whoopsie
March 14, 2006 - Pi = 3.14
March 14, 2006 - George W. Bush
March 12, 2006 - Seizure Saladbar Opens
March 12, 2006 - Friday, Friday
March 12, 2006 - A Sunday Morning
March 12, 2006 - Black Book II
March 11, 2006 - Cult Vision
March 11, 2006 - O Ye Rock God
March 11, 2006 - BLOCK SPECIFIC URL/PAGE
March 06, 2006 - Monday, Monday
March 05, 2006 - Kitty Music
March 05, 2006 - Re-Email
March 05, 2006 - Nonsense Prevails
March 05, 2006 - In Dreams
February 23, 2006 - Insania
February 23, 2006 - Lambert's Self-Disection
February 23, 2006 - Technology VS Fans
February 23, 2006 - Dear Potential Lover
February 23, 2006 - Paranoia Plays
February 23, 2006 - Rose Red, Face Blue
February 22, 2006 - Jobless Me
February 22, 2006 - Charge!!
February 22, 2006 - Random Complaints
February 22, 2006 - Single So Soon?
February 17, 2006 - Lovely Writing
February 14, 2006 - Valentine's Day
February 12, 2006 - Shopping Droppings
February 12, 2006 - 404: File Found!
February 12, 2006 - 'Jaan Pehechaan Ho'
February 12, 2006 - Sappy Crap
February 12, 2006 - Loveless Logistics
February 12, 2006 - Random New Friends
February 10, 2006 - Useless Blather
February 10, 2006 - Bole Chudiyan
February 10, 2006 - Diaryrings
February 10, 2006 - Kya, Kya!
February 10, 2006 - Whinerisms
February 09, 2006 - Toast Takes Tumble
February 08, 2006 - Whine and Cheese
February 07, 2006 - Black Bitch-Waffles
February 06, 2006 - Dream of the End!
February 06, 2006 - Teacher Troubles
February 05, 2006 - Black Book Boogers
January 30, 2006 - Buttered Toast
January 28, 2006 - 'Stop The World'
January 27, 2006 - Whore Hole
January 24, 2006 - Why-Em-Sea-Ay!
January 24, 2006 - Bang A Gong!
January 22, 2006 - The Ultimate Sin
January 21, 2006 - 'Teenaged Whore'
January 21, 2006 - Random Report
January 20, 2006 - Doll Parts, Particularly
January 19, 2006 - Babble
January 18, 2006 - Me Like
January 18, 2006 - Good Question?
January 17, 2006 - C So Strange
January 17, 2006 - Stupid Spying
January 17, 2006 - Sickly Adventures
January 17, 2006 - Girlfriendly Grouchings
January 17, 2006 - Star Wars Crap
January 17, 2006 - Musical Paranoia
January 16, 2006 - Quick Complaints
January 16, 2006 - Sickly Centerization
January 13, 2006 - Zeppelin Crushes
January 13, 2006 - Sexy Conversations
January 11, 2006 - Thinkings
January 11, 2006 - Ditzy Dreams
January 10, 2006 - Little Lesbian
January 10, 2006 - Lung Butter
January 02, 2006 - Fine Young Cunts